Neon narwhals

collegehumor:

Aruba Prohibits Farting
This legal precedent was established in the court case of Smelt It v. Dealt It.

collegehumor:

Aruba Prohibits Farting

This legal precedent was established in the court case of Smelt It v. Dealt It.

“Dafuq you lookin’ at?”
“Dafuq you lookin’ at?”

(Source: thewhatever, via griffinrawks)

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

mail-man:

Wait a second. I’ve seen this gif plenty of times before, but I just realised that the picture on the back wall is pole dancing loki holy shit.

(Source: hulkling, via lostinaseaofbrokendreams)

fantasyfaire:

gotta-be-ziall:


This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!

oh tumblr…

(via lostinaseaofbrokendreams)

When you sneeze
Normal person: Bless you
Liam Payne: God bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze